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the fbi will never catch me


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i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

#this looks like a still from an 80’s movie

You have no idea how long I had to look before I realized this was Emma Watson and Matthew Lewis.


Freaking Queen of EVERYTHING

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That’s the spirit

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i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”


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"She was a stranger in her own life, a tourist in her own body."

- Melissa de la Cruz (via soulsscrawl)

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"I’m still writing about you and you haven’t read a word."

- Travis Grandt, You Won the Breakup (via soulsscrawl)

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Mulan (1998) // Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)

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Anonymous asked: are u going to have sex before marriage?



i win